00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:20,500 A long time ago... 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:23,500 ...in a galaxy far, far away... 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:25,000 God said: 00:00:25,500 --> 00:00:27,500 "Let there be lips!" 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:30,000 And there were lips! 00:00:30,500 --> 00:00:32,500 And they were good! 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:35,000 And they sang... 00:00:42,500 --> 00:00:44,000 ...to fuck off! 00:00:45,250 --> 00:00:46,750 On our feet! 00:00:46,250 --> 00:00:47,000 ON YOUR KNEES! 00:00:49,250 --> 00:00:50,250 ...crotchless... 00:00:55,500 --> 00:00:57,500 Where? I didn't see him! 00:01:01,250 --> 00:01:02,250 ...fucking Kong... 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:06,000 ...sexual... 00:01:06,500 --> 00:01:07,500 A sixty-nine! 00:01:10,500 --> 00:01:12,000 ...I came on... 00:01:11,500 --> 00:01:12,000 Where? 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:13,500 ...Janet's face... 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:13,500 Thank you! 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:18,500 ...this is how the semen ran! 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:19,500 FREEZE THOSE LIPS! 00:01:23,500 --> 00:01:28,000 Oooh-oooh-oooh... 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:30,000 Starring: 00:01:30,500 --> 00:01:33,000 God! 00:01:33,750 --> 00:01:36,500 Sex! Sex! Sex! Sex! 00:01:39,250 --> 00:01:41,250 Janet's on heroin! 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:48,000 ...and fucking, and sucking on... 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:58,500 ..."Deep Throat", the sequel to... 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:06,000 ...Janet's a ho-o-o-o!... 00:02:08,500 --> 00:02:09,500 Early morning! 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:12,500 Rocky Horror... 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:15,250 What's an ex delivery boy? 00:02:15,750 --> 00:02:17,000 I dunno, ask an expert! 00:02:17,250 --> 00:02:18,500 Charles Gray, he's okay! 00:02:18,750 --> 00:02:21,000 He can't help it if he's... dead. :-( 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:23,500 DEFROST! 00:02:27,250 --> 00:02:29,250 ...fucking Jack Sparrow... 00:02:31,250 --> 00:02:34,250 ...took LSD... 00:02:33,250 --> 00:02:34,500 Lick it, bitch! 00:02:37,250 --> 00:02:39,500 ...when I saw Janet squat... 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:43,000 ...on a penis that spits semen... 00:02:42,500 --> 00:02:43,500 ...and pee... 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:48,250 ...prunes... 00:02:47,500 --> 00:02:48,500 With pits! 00:02:49,500 --> 00:02:50,500 ...the shits... 00:02:54,500 --> 00:02:55,500 Sex skills! 00:02:57,750 --> 00:02:59,000 BOOM! 00:02:58,500 --> 00:02:59,250 It hurts! 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:05,000 ...some sexual thrills... 00:03:05,500 --> 00:03:06,500 Like a... 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:08,500 SEX-RAY! 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:15,500 Oooh-oooh-oooh... 00:03:18,500 --> 00:03:20,500 Richard? Hardly! 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:23,500 Sex! Sex! Sex! Sex! 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:26,500 What the fuck's a Suschitzky!? 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:30,500 Who creamed on Clifford? 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:33,750 ...and fucking, and sucking on... 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:36,500 ...Brian Thomson! 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:40,000 SUE'S TO BLAME! IT'S IN THE CREDITS! 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:44,500 ..."Deep Throat", the sequel to... 00:03:47,500 --> 00:03:52,500 ...Janet's a ho-o-o-o!... 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:06,000 ...Janet's a ho-o-o-o!... 00:03:54,500 --> 00:03:55,500 Early morning! 00:03:57,000 --> 00:03:58,500 Rocky Horror... 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:04,000 I wanna come! 00:04:10,500 --> 00:04:11,500 Early morning! 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:14,500 Rocky Horror... 00:04:18,250 --> 00:04:19,750 R.K. Who!? 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:27,000 Early morning! 00:04:28,500 --> 00:04:30,000 Rocky Horror... 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:32,500 WHERE'S THE BEST PLACE TO FUCK? 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:36,250 FUCK THE BACK ROW! 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:37,250 FUCK THE FRONT ROW! 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:38,000 ORGY IN THE MIDDLE! 00:04:38,500 --> 00:04:40,000 Don't squeeze the Sharman! 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:43,000 Early morning! 00:04:44,500 --> 00:04:46,000 Rocky Horror... 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:52,000 Never trust a cross with lips! 00:05:05,750 --> 00:05:06,750 And there they go! 00:05:22,750 --> 00:05:24,250 Yeah, "keep it in the family"! ;-) 00:05:36,250 --> 00:05:38,500 Ha, ha, ha! Now we have their souls! 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:51,000 Ejaculations? 00:05:51,500 --> 00:05:53,500 ESPN presents: Asshole boxing! 00:05:54,250 --> 00:05:55,250 Hit him! 00:05:55,500 --> 00:05:56,500 Hit him back! 00:05:59,500 --> 00:06:01,500 ...since the superglue incident! 00:06:02,500 --> 00:06:04,000 Hey camera guy! Over here! 00:06:04,500 --> 00:06:05,500 Camera guy! Over... 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:07,000 ...Hi! 00:06:10,250 --> 00:06:11,500 Who's got the clap? 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:13,250 Who's got the clap? 00:06:13,750 --> 00:06:15,000 Who's got the clap? 00:06:15,500 --> 00:06:16,750 Who's got the clap? 00:06:17,250 --> 00:06:18,500 Who's got the clap? 00:06:22,250 --> 00:06:23,750 How would you know? 00:06:26,250 --> 00:06:27,750 Who cares? 00:06:28,500 --> 00:06:30,000 See ya, sucker! 00:06:30,250 --> 00:06:32,250 Think about it Brad, think long and think hard: 00:06:32,500 --> 00:06:34,500 Did you change your underwear today? 00:06:34,750 --> 00:06:36,750 Tap the car to answer: once for yes, twice for no! 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:39,500 [to the Smurfs theme] 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:39,500 Laaa laa la laa la la, laa la laa la... 00:06:39,500 --> 00:06:40,500 ...OICH! 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:42,500 HUMANS: 1. SMURFS: 0. 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:47,250 Be just and fear not! 00:06:47,500 --> 00:06:48,750 Be stoned and fear nothing! 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:50,250 Drop acid and fear everything! 00:06:51,500 --> 00:06:53,000 Awww crap, we missed the bus again! 00:06:55,500 --> 00:06:56,500 No! 00:06:57,500 --> 00:06:58,500 No! 00:06:59,500 --> 00:07:00,500 ...she was a virgin! 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:03,000 ...she's a slut! 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:07,000 Hap-shit, she was better off an hour ago! 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:12,000 No he's not, she's got the clap! 00:07:11,500 --> 00:07:12,500 And now Janet does too! 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:15,000 I always laugh at funerals! 00:07:15,500 --> 00:07:17,000 Show me an angel masturbating! 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:19,000 Thank you! 00:07:19,500 --> 00:07:20,500 ...fuck. 00:07:23,500 --> 00:07:26,500 Who put a billboard in the middle of my cemetery!? 00:07:26,250 --> 00:07:29,250 Who built a cemetery around my billboard? 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:34,000 Janet's hat is the home of happiness? 00:07:35,750 --> 00:07:36,750 Sit on my face and wiggle! 00:07:39,500 --> 00:07:42,500 Don't say it, SING IT! It's a fucking musical! 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:44,750 ...sexual...? 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:45,750 ...sensual...? 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:46,750 ...seductive...? 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:47,750 ...slutty...? 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:48,750 ...skanky...? 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:52,000 What a fucking genius! 00:07:53,500 --> 00:07:55,000 ...with whips and chains!? :-D 00:07:56,500 --> 00:07:58,000 ...that too. :-\ 00:08:03,500 --> 00:08:05,000 Stop following me! 00:08:06,500 --> 00:08:08,000 Stop following me! 00:08:09,500 --> 00:08:11,000 Stop following me! 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:14,500 Fuck off, bitch! 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:16,500 I wanna screw! 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:17,100 A 00:08:17,100 --> 00:08:17,200 Aw 00:08:17,200 --> 00:08:17,300 Aww 00:08:17,300 --> 00:08:17,400 Awww 00:08:17,400 --> 00:08:17,500 Awwww 00:08:17,500 --> 00:08:17,600 Awwwww 00:08:17,600 --> 00:08:17,700 Awwwwww 00:08:17,700 --> 00:08:17,800 Awwwwwww 00:08:17,800 --> 00:08:17,900 Awwwwwwww 00:08:17,900 --> 00:08:18,000 Awwwwwwwww 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:19,000 Awwwwwwwwww... PSYCH! 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:22,000 Backward! 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:25,500 Backward? 00:08:29,500 --> 00:08:30,000 Only... 00:08:30,250 --> 00:08:30,750 ...assholes... 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:32,500 ...write on doors! 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:39,500 ...I cheat at poker! 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:46,500 Oral, anal, vaginal? 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:51,500 Gay, straight, or... bisexual! 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:53,500 How do you spell slut? 00:08:55,500 --> 00:08:57,000 ...you fucking ho! 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:08,500 ...that you fuck Mom and you blow Dad! 00:09:10,500 --> 00:09:14,500 Brad, you fag, fuck you too! 00:09:19,500 --> 00:09:22,000 ...ohhhhhh shit... 00:09:22,500 --> 00:09:25,500 I'm pregnant! 00:09:25,500 --> 00:09:28,000 ...OHHHHHH SHIT... 00:09:28,500 --> 00:09:30,500 It's not yours! 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:34,500 Well fuck you too-oo-oo-oo-oooo! 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:35,750 Ah... 00:09:35,750 --> 00:09:36,500 Ah... ah... 00:09:36,500 --> 00:09:37,250 Ah... ah... ah... 00:09:37,250 --> 00:09:38,000 Ah... ah... ah... ah... 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:38,750 Ah... ah... ah... ah... ah... 00:09:38,750 --> 00:09:39,750 ATCHOO! 00:09:41,250 --> 00:09:43,250 ...go fuck the kid in the casket! 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:47,500 The fuck's an "exam-it"!? 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:50,000 ...cum in your eye and them cram it... 00:09:52,500 --> 00:09:53,500 Fuck off, bitch! 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:55,000 I wanna screw! 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:04,000 Oh Brad... you fag! 00:10:06,500 --> 00:10:07,500 I... 00:10:08,500 --> 00:10:09,500 ...wanna screw... 00:10:10,500 --> 00:10:13,500 ...Scooby Dooby Doooooooo!! 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:17,500 Remember these faces, Virgins! 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:20,000 The man you are about to see has NO FUCKING NECK! 00:10:20,500 --> 00:10:22,500 His mother should have fucked a giraffe! 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:31,000 You would, wouldn't you? 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:33,000 You may not! 00:10:33,750 --> 00:10:35,250 Take me! Take me! 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:39,000 How strange was it? 00:10:39,500 --> 00:10:41,500 So strange, they made a movie out of it! 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:44,000 Not the book, the movie! 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:48,500 Let me show you my family photo album: 00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:50,000 This is my mommy... 00:10:50,500 --> 00:10:51,500 This is my daddy... 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:52,750 And this is my... 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:55,000 ASSHOLE! 00:10:53,500 --> 00:10:55,500 And a statement to prove it! 00:10:58,000 --> 00:11:00,000 SLUT! 00:10:58,500 --> 00:11:00,500 And a statement to prove it! 00:11:02,500 --> 00:11:04,500 This book gives good head! 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:10,500 Suck my cock! 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:16,000 Is it true that you fuck little boys? 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:21,000 Describe my balls! 00:11:21,500 --> 00:11:22,250 Woo! 00:11:22,750 --> 00:11:23,500 Yeah! 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:24,750 Rawr! 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:28,000 Is it also true that you fuck goats? 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:33,000 Like your neck! 00:11:35,500 --> 00:11:36,500 Normal!? 00:11:37,500 --> 00:11:39,500 It was a night in! 00:11:38,500 --> 00:11:40,500 It was a Day's Inn! 00:11:46,500 --> 00:11:48,500 IT WAS A NIGHT IN! 00:11:50,500 --> 00:11:51,500 Ok you win! 00:11:52,500 --> 00:11:53,500 For how long? 00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:59,500 For those of you on acid: yes, the screen just melted! 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:02,500 For those of you NOT on acid: yes, the screen just melted! 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:05,800 Asshole! 00:12:05,800 --> 00:12:06,600 Slut! 00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:07,400 Asshole! 00:12:07,400 --> 00:12:08,200 Slut! 00:12:08,200 --> 00:12:09,000 Asshole! 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:09,800 Slut! 00:12:09,800 --> 00:12:10,600 Asshole! 00:12:10,600 --> 00:12:11,400 Slut! 00:12:11,400 --> 00:12:12,200 Asshole! 00:12:12,200 --> 00:12:13,000 Slut! 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:13,800 Asshole! 00:12:13,800 --> 00:12:14,600 Slut! 00:12:14,600 --> 00:12:16,250 (only the Virgins are still doing it!) 00:12:22,500 --> 00:12:24,000 What does America need, Dick? 00:12:27,500 --> 00:12:29,000 Not a part-time asshole! 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:38,500 No, it's the first! 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:45,500 So's Janet! 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:49,500 Janet eats like a rabbit, does she fuck like one too? 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:54,500 I came on the windshield again! 00:12:58,000 --> 00:12:59,500 Go back and take the right spoon! 00:13:01,500 --> 00:13:03,000 Detroit! 00:13:05,500 --> 00:13:06,500 No, don't turn back! 00:13:06,750 --> 00:13:07,750 The Smurfs laid a trap! 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:09,000 You'll get a blow-out! 00:13:09,250 --> 00:13:10,250 Don't! Noooo!! 00:13:10,500 --> 00:13:11,000 HUMANS: 1. SMURFS: 1 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:13,000 It was a gang bang! 00:13:13,500 --> 00:13:16,000 [to the Smurfs theme] 00:13:13,500 --> 00:13:16,000 Laaa laa la laa la la, laa la laa la... 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:17,000 ...OICH! 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:19,000 HUMANS: 2. SMURFS: 0 00:13:24,500 --> 00:13:26,000 Which is the safest part of nowhere! 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:28,500 What's white and sells hamburgers? 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:33,500 Yes, a castle, in the middle of Ohio! 00:13:35,500 --> 00:13:37,000 Castles don't have phones, asshole! 00:13:40,500 --> 00:13:41,500 Janet's already wet, check the seat! 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:43,500 Well that's a first! 00:13:48,500 --> 00:13:50,000 He is! 00:13:50,500 --> 00:13:52,000 You should be so lucky! 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,500 Laugh about it now, cry about it later! 00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:57,500 This is the only rubber in the entire movie... 00:13:58,000 --> 00:13:59,500 ...and it has a hole in it! 00:14:03,500 --> 00:14:04,500 Slut to the left! 00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:06,000 Slut to the right! 00:14:06,500 --> 00:14:07,500 Slut down the middle! 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:09,000 Slut out of sight! 00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:11,750 How... 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:12,750 ...long... 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:13,750 ...does... 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:14,750 ...it... 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:15,750 ...take... 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:16,750 ...to... 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:17,750 ...read... 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:18,750 ...five... 00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:19,750 ...fucking... 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:20,750 ...words!? 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:23,750 Five... 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:25,750 ...fucking... 00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:27,750 ...minutes!! 00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:30,500 Slut, slut, slut of the jungle! 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:32,500 Watch out for that tree! 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:37,500 Douche douche twat! 00:14:38,500 --> 00:14:40,000 Twat twat douche! 00:14:41,500 --> 00:14:43,000 What's up your ass? 00:14:43,500 --> 00:14:47,500 ...there's a brand new car! 00:14:48,500 --> 00:14:50,000 Will you fuck me no matter what? 00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:53,500 ...or who I are? 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:01,500 What's at the end of E.T.'s dick? 00:15:15,500 --> 00:15:17,000 Where's Santa Claus? 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:35,000 ...of e-every-yyy slutty wife! 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:43,500 Sing to us, O hairless one! 00:15:55,500 --> 00:15:57,000 EXTREME CLOSE UP! 00:15:57,500 --> 00:15:59,000 AHHH!! AHHH!! 00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:10,000 It's the incredible shrinking Riff Raff! 00:16:10,500 --> 00:16:12,000 Now with indoor lightning generator! 00:16:49,500 --> 00:16:57,500 ...of e-every-yyy sluuuttyyyy wiiiife! 00:16:58,000 --> 00:16:59,500 Betsy Ross used to fuck and fuck... 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:01,500 ...and fuck and fuck and fuck and... 00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:05,500 She had time to sew between all that fucking!? 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:09,500 Unlike your neck! 00:17:12,500 --> 00:17:14,000 Are you sure? 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:16,500 Muahahahahahaha!! 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:18,500 Hey look, Scooby Doo's stoned! 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:24,500 Castles don't have phones, asshole! 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:28,500 Ding-dong! Asshole calling! 00:17:28,750 --> 00:17:30,250 Slut for sale! Real cheap! 00:17:30,500 --> 00:17:32,000 Never used! Already wet! 00:17:32,250 --> 00:17:33,750 Comes with glow-in-the-dark condoms in her hair! 00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:42,500 How do you say "Jello" in Spanish? 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:46,500 When you smoke pot, you get... 00:17:48,500 --> 00:17:50,000 ASSHOLE! 00:17:52,500 --> 00:17:54,000 SLUT! 00:17:53,500 --> 00:17:55,000 Not yet, give her a chance! 00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:00,500 Castles don't have phones, asshole! 00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:05,000 Do you have a waterproof vibrator, Janet? 00:18:05,500 --> 00:18:06,500 Why? 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:08,500 Does Brad use it too? 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:11,500 How about you, Riff? 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:13,500 How about you, God? 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:15,500 Oh shit, you weren't supposed to see those! 00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:20,500 ...fuck off! 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:23,250 Come wherever you want so long as you clean it up! 00:18:22,750 --> 00:18:25,000 I don't care if you clean it up just so long as you come! 00:18:26,500 --> 00:18:28,000 No, he's three kinds! 00:18:27,500 --> 00:18:29,000 He's tri-sexual! 00:18:28,500 --> 00:18:30,000 He'll try anything! 00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:35,500 Welcome to Shakey's! 00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:40,500 Can you spot the domestic in this picture? 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:41,500 No, there's a slut in the way! 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:46,500 Describe the White House! 00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:54,500 Hey Riff, how do you finger-fuck your sister? 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:57,500 Follow the bouncing thumb! 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:04,500 No, it's Frank's bar mizvah! 00:19:04,750 --> 00:19:06,250 Today she becomes a man! 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:08,500 Tuesday! 00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:12,500 Which one? There've been so many! 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:15,000 ...sticky! 00:19:15,250 --> 00:19:16,250 ...sticky! 00:19:16,500 --> 00:19:17,500 ...sticky! 00:19:17,500 --> 00:19:19,00 ...the bannister's sticky! 00:19:18,750 --> 00:19:20,250 Magenta left a snail trail! 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:33,500 Hey Riff, how's your sex life? 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:36,500 No, it's a skeleton! 00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:39,500 Who's your favorite ska band? 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:44,500 Sixty-nine cents, please! 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:47,500 For how long? 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:50,500 How many balls do you have? 00:19:58,000 --> 00:19:59,500 ...fucking my sister... 00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:01,500 Kick! Kick! 00:20:01,750 --> 00:20:02,750 ...licking... 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:04,500 ...Patricia Quinn... 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:23,500 How do you do this dance!? 00:20:32,500 --> 00:20:34,000 Or someone else's tits! 00:20:37,500 --> 00:20:40,000 Group sex! Group sex! Group sex! Group sex! 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:05,000 Where do you fuck? 00:21:05,500 --> 00:21:07,500 How do you fuck? 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:10,000 Where are you? 00:21:10,500 --> 00:21:12,500 Can you see this? 00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:15,000 Oh shit! 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:17,500 ...fuck... 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:21,000 Fuck that bird! 00:21:21,250 --> 00:21:22,250 Grease that pole! 00:21:22,750 --> 00:21:23,750 Eat this bagel! 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:25,000 I'M NOT JEWISH! 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:58,000 [ala the Beach Boys] 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:43,500 Oooooooooh... 00:21:43,750 --> 00:21:46,250 ...OOOH-oooh-oooooooooh... 00:21:46,500 --> 00:21:49,000 ...OOOH-oooh-oooooooooh... 00:21:49,250 --> 00:21:51,750 ...OOOH-oooh-oooooooooh... 00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:53,500 ...OOOH-oooh-oooooooooh... 00:21:53,750 --> 00:21:55,250 ...oooooooooh... 00:21:55,500 --> 00:21:58,000 ...oooooooooh... 00:22:15,500 --> 00:22:17,000 Or someone else's tits! 00:22:20,500 --> 00:22:23,000 Group sex! Group sex! Group sex! Group sex! 00:22:36,500 --> 00:22:37,500 Two! Four! Six! Eight! 00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:39,000 Show us how you masturbate! 00:22:39,500 --> 00:22:40,500 Three! Five! Seven! Nine! 00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:42,000 We know you do it all the time! 00:22:42,500 --> 00:22:43,500 Ten! Twenty! Thirty! Forty! 00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:45,000 Now we know you're really horny! 00:22:45,500 --> 00:22:46,500 Five! Seven! Nine! Eleven! 00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:48,000 Suck my dick and I'm in heaven! 00:23:03,500 --> 00:23:05,000 GET THE FUCK OFF YOUR DESK! 00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:12,500 Or someone else's tits! 00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:18,500 Group sex! Group sex! Group sex! Group sex! 00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:45,500 Hey Brad, say something stupid! 00:23:46,500 --> 00:23:48,000 That's not stupid! 00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:50,500 Now that's stupid! 00:23:58,500 --> 00:24:00,000 Keep a grip on me! 00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:05,500 And I wanna come! 00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:08,500 Castles don't have phones, asshole! 00:24:19,500 --> 00:24:21,000 ...fuck dancing! 00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:26,500 So she isn't HOT and wet? 00:24:38,750 --> 00:24:40,250 ...hand-job man! 00:24:45,500 --> 00:24:47,000 They rang! 00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:49,500 ...crack salesman! 00:24:52,250 --> 00:24:53,750 On drugs! 00:24:54,750 --> 00:24:56,250 Same thing! 00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:02,500 No shit! 00:25:05,500 --> 00:25:07,000 ...sick motherfucker! 00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:10,500 ...goddamn faggot... 00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:20,500 ...San Francisco, California... 00:25:28,500 --> 00:25:30,000 ...seen this movie... 00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:34,500 Like porn! 00:25:35,500 --> 00:25:37,000 Good porn! 00:25:39,500 --> 00:25:41,000 Hercules porn! 00:25:42,500 --> 00:25:43,500 Gotcha! 00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:45,500 ...could we suck your bone? 00:25:47,500 --> 00:25:48,000 Left! 00:25:48,500 --> 00:25:49,000 Left! 00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:51,000 ...fuck where we are... 00:25:51,250 --> 00:25:53,000 ...then go fuck in the car... 00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:56,500 ...we don't wanna fuck with Tim Curry... 00:25:56,250 --> 00:25:57,750 I do! 00:26:00,500 --> 00:26:01,500 How 'bout this? 00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:16,500 S&M! 00:26:16,750 --> 00:26:18,250 ...goddamn faggot... 00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:20,500 Boom-chicka-boom-chicka-boom-chicka-boom! 00:26:21,750 --> 00:26:28,250 ...San Francisco, California... 00:26:35,500 --> 00:26:37,000 I said a BITE, not a LICK! 00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:40,500 Sex! 00:26:41,500 --> 00:26:43,000 You call that a man!? 00:26:44,500 --> 00:26:46,000 You call that a tan!? 00:26:46,500 --> 00:26:48,000 Sexual... 00:26:49,250 --> 00:26:50,750 ...goddamn faggot... 00:26:51,500 --> 00:26:53,000 Check. It. Out! 00:26:54,250 --> 00:27:00,750 ...San Francisco, California... 00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:04,500 Chugga-chugga-choo-choo... 00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:06,500 ...WOO-WOO! 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:19,000 What? 00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:21,000 I can't come that far! 00:27:21,500 --> 00:27:23,500 ...fuck what's on the slab... 00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:25,500 It better not be Meatloaf again! 00:27:27,500 --> 00:27:28,250 Say it. 00:27:28,500 --> 00:27:29,250 Say it! 00:27:29,500 --> 00:27:30,250 SAY IT! 00:27:34,500 --> 00:27:36,000 HALLELUJA! 00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:38,500 No, Sue's to blame! It was in the credits! 00:27:39,750 --> 00:27:40,750 ...your clothes... 00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:42,000 But what about Homer? 00:27:42,250 --> 00:27:43,000 And Marge? 00:27:43,250 --> 00:27:43,750 And Bart? 00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:44,250 And Lisa? 00:27:44,500 --> 00:27:45,000 And Maggie? 00:27:46,500 --> 00:27:48,000 ...The Simpsons! 00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:00,500 Janet's on the rag! 00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:01,500 No, the rag's on Janet! 00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:03,500 Always wipe your asshole clean! 00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:08,500 Hey Janet, what do you say when Brad tries to fuck you? 00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:17,500 And pull the sock out of your undies, too? 00:28:22,500 --> 00:28:24,000 ASSHOLE! 00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:26,500 SLUT! 00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:27,500 Not yet, give her a chance! 00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:28,500 We gave her a chance last show, you saw what happened! 00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:30,500 How do you spell "urethra"? 00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:32,500 Close enough. 00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:39,500 Or their left tit? 00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:43,500 ...and I don't do laundry! 00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:46,500 Quick Brad, grab something useful like ONE SHOE! 00:28:47,500 --> 00:28:50,000 Riff can't hold his liquor! 00:28:50,500 --> 00:28:53,000 Riff can't hold his liquor! 00:28:53,500 --> 00:28:56,000 Riff can't hold his liquor! 00:29:03,500 --> 00:29:05,000 First floor, freaky dances! 00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:07,500 Second floor, stupid questions! 00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:12,500 Third floor, obvious answers! 00:29:17,500 --> 00:29:18,500 ...sex slaves... 00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:20,000 Same thing! 00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:23,500 Fourth floor, Stevie Wonder's dressing room! 00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:25,500 (Don't worry, he can't see it either!) 00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:27,500 Fifth floor, men's lingerie! 00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:36,500 Invisible men first! 00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:38,500 Sluts second! 00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:40,500 Assholes third! 00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:42,500 Domestics bringing up the rear! 00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:43,500 That's why they call them butt-lers! 00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:46,500 We are the world! We are the extras! 00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:51,500 Yes! All this and more can be yours, if the Weiss is tight! 00:29:52,500 --> 00:29:54,000 Those are some well-hung speakers! 00:29:53,500 --> 00:29:55,000 Why thank you, I hung them myself! 00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:57,500 Here drink this, I came in it. 00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:03,500 What color's your dick after you masturbate? 00:30:04,500 --> 00:30:06,000 Where do you get your drugs? 00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:08,500 Bad choice! 00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:11,500 ...he can't get it up himself! 00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:16,500 ...the cameraman, with the world's longest handjob! 00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:21,500 ASSHOLE! 00:30:23,500 --> 00:30:25,000 Tight as a vice and tvice as nice! 00:30:25,500 --> 00:30:27,000 Say something in French! 00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:30,500 What does that mean? 00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:33,500 That's not what it means! 00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:36,500 THAT's what it means! 00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:40,500 ...and take those off! 00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:42,000 ...naked! 00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:44,000 Same thing! 00:30:44,500 --> 00:30:46,000 Hey it's Coolio! 00:30:48,500 --> 00:30:50,000 ...horse brutality. 00:30:50,500 --> 00:30:52,000 HORSE BRUTALITY!? 00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:55,750 Look! 00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:56,750 Up in the sky! 00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:57,750 It's a bird! 00:30:58,000 --> 00:30:58,750 It's a plane! 00:30:59,000 --> 00:30:59,750 No, it's... 00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:01,500 SUPER-ASSHOLE! 00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:08,500 ...big. 00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:10,500 If he's so "dominant" why does she need glasses? 00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:16,500 See slut lie! Lie, slut, lie! 00:31:19,500 --> 00:31:21,500 Are you heterosexual, Brad? 00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:27,500 That's not a "no"! 00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:31,500 ...erection. 00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:35,500 Oh shit, my favorite suit! 00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:36,500 Oh shit, my ONLY suit! 00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:37,500 Hey, what about the spacesuit? 00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:38,500 Sorry Virgins! 00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:45,500 Hey, that's us! 00:31:48,500 --> 00:31:51,000 ...bi-sexual research... 00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:03,000 Yeah I'd like a double double with extra cheese and no onions... 00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:09,500 I snap my gloves and scare myself! 00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:11,500 ...sit on my face... 00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:12,500 And tell me that you love me! 00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:15,500 Side of beef? 00:32:18,500 --> 00:32:19,500 Forty-two! 00:32:19,250 --> 00:32:20,250 Sixty-nine! 00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:21,000 Eight-eight! HUT! 00:32:23,500 --> 00:32:25,000 What did your mother call you? 00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:31,500 Oil of Olay! 00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:35,500 Who gives the best head on Star Trek? 00:32:36,500 --> 00:32:38,000 I thought it was Worf! 00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:39,000 'Cause he's ribbed for her pleasure and he Klings-on! 00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:42,500 Can you calculate the digits of pi? 00:32:43,500 --> 00:32:45,000 Where did you learn that? 00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:48,500 I... went... to... college! 00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:50,500 What do you hold between your legs? 00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:53,000 ...to life!? 00:32:53,500 --> 00:32:54,500 ...itself!? 00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:10,500 Who's the leader of the club that's made for you and me? 00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:11,500 F... 00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:13,500 ...K E Y, M O U S E! 00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:15,500 Fuckey Mouse! 00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:16,500 Dildo Duck! 00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:17,500 Fuckey Mouse! 00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:18,500 Dildo Duck! 00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:20,500 Forever let us hold our dildos high! 00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:21,500 High! High! High! 00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:24,500 ...boned! 00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:36,500 Noisemakers for deaf people! 00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:48,500 Hey Frank, say something in Klingon! 00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:54,500 Presenting the world's first self-inserting tampon! 00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:05,500 ...on your mother's vibrator! 00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:16,000 Three... 00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:17,000 Three... more... 00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:18,000 Three... more... Doritos! 00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:26,500 I.... think... I can... 00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:28,500 ...I think... I can... 00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:30,500 ...I think I can... 00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:32,500 ...I think I can... 00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:42,500 [to the tune of Here Comes The Sun] 00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:35,000 Here comes the sun... 00:34:35,500 --> 00:34:37,500 ...doo-doo-doo-doo... 00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:40,000 ...here comes the sun... 00:34:40,500 --> 00:34:42,500 ...and I-I say... 00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:45,500 ...I hate my job... 00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:47,500 ...I hate my job... 00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:17,500 A little bit of red... 00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:22,500 A little bit of orange... 00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:25,500 A little bit of yellow... 00:35:26,500 --> 00:35:28,000 The secret to life is food coloring!? 00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:35,500 Rocky's got a boner! 00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:40,500 Is it soup yet? 00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:41,500 Not yet! 00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:43,500 What's it need? 00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:44,500 More curry! 00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:46,500 What kind of curry? 00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:47,500 Tim Curry! 00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:50,500 Hey Frank, taste the rainbow! 00:35:58,000 --> 00:35:59,500 Soup's on! 00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:10,500 Ten seconds old and already grabbing for his first nut! 00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:24,500 [to the tune of Iron Man] 00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:21,000 I... am... tampon man! 00:36:21,500 --> 00:36:24,500 Try to insert me if you can! 00:36:59,500 --> 00:37:03,000 ...I am the star of a pretty bad movie! 00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:23,500 ...with no cock to blow! 00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:29,500 ...I am the star of a pretty bad movie! 00:38:06,500 --> 00:38:10,000 ...I am the star of a pretty bad movie! 00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:43,500 ...of the closet! 00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:45,500 If you're horny and you know it, slap the bars! 00:38:46,250 --> 00:38:47,750 If you're horny and you know it, slap the bars! 00:38:48,500 --> 00:38:49,500 If you're horny and you know it... 00:38:50,250 --> 00:38:51,250 ...and you really wanna show it... 00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:53,500 ....if you're horny and you know it, slap the bars! 00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:07,500 He's not gay! 00:39:11,500 --> 00:39:13,000 Not gay? 00:39:14,500 --> 00:39:16,000 Get your tits off my tank! 00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:31,500 See slut lie! Lie, slut, lie! 00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:36,500 ...just one big one! 00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:41,500 Too bad, she gets him anyway! 00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:42,500 Sorry Virgins! 00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:46,500 [like a seal barking] 00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:46,500 Ort! Ort! Ort! Ort! 00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:54,500 Describe Justin Bieber! 00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:58,500 Two Justin Biebers! 00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:02,500 Justin Bieber at the beach! 00:40:06,500 --> 00:40:08,000 ...in the balls. 00:40:08,500 --> 00:40:10,000 Don't laugh, Rocky, that hurts. 00:40:11,500 --> 00:40:13,000 Who's Jim? 00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:18,500 ...balls... 00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:28,500 What's your favorite toothpaste? 00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:36,500 Go for the gold! 00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:38,500 Go for the gold! 00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:40,500 Go for the gold! 00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:42,500 Missed it! Missed it! 00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:44,500 Now you gotta kiss it! 00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:45,500 Why do you think he missed it? 00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:51,500 ...strong fag... 00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:53,500 What does cum taste like? 00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:57,500 ...but the wrong fag... 00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:03,000 ...cum. 00:41:03,500 --> 00:41:04,500 ...cum. 00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:07,500 Ew, raw eggs! 00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:20,500 ...and six long nights! 00:41:22,500 --> 00:41:27,000 ...a fag, just like your dad! 00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:31,500 Rocky found a hole in the floor! 00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:32,500 Rocky MADE a hole in the floor! 00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:48,500 ...and six long nights! 00:41:50,500 --> 00:41:55,000 ...a fag, just like your dad! 00:41:58,000 --> 00:41:59,500 We've got Movie Sign! 00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:04,500 Dinner!? 00:42:06,500 --> 00:42:08,500 Awww, not frozen Meatloaf AGAIN! 00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:17,500 Glasses? CHECK! 00:42:18,250 --> 00:42:19,750 Helmet? CHECK! 00:42:20,500 --> 00:42:22,000 Attitude? CHECK! 00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:27,500 It turned into Sunday morning! 00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:32,500 ...cosmic cow... 00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:35,500 ...I thought it was bovi-ine... 00:42:39,500 --> 00:42:41,000 ...Rocky Horror Picture Show... 00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:52,500 ...pop a cherry, smoke a bowl... 00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:55,500 ...sex, drugs, and rock 'n' roll... 00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:26,000 Eat shit... 00:43:26,500 --> 00:43:28,000 ...and die! 00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:38,100 A 00:43:38,100 --> 00:43:38,200 Aw 00:43:38,200 --> 00:43:38,300 Aww 00:43:38,300 --> 00:43:38,400 Awww 00:43:38,400 --> 00:43:38,500 Awwww 00:43:38,500 --> 00:43:38,600 Awwwww 00:43:38,600 --> 00:43:38,700 Awwwwww 00:43:38,700 --> 00:43:38,800 Awwwwwww 00:43:38,800 --> 00:43:38,900 Awwwwwwww 00:43:38,900 --> 00:43:39,000 Awwwwwwwww 00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:39,100 Awwwwwwwwww 00:43:39,100 --> 00:43:39,200 Awwwwwwwwwww 00:43:39,200 --> 00:43:39,300 Awwwwwwwwwwww 00:43:39,300 --> 00:43:39,400 Awwwwwwwwwwwww 00:43:39,400 --> 00:43:39,500 Awwwwwwwwwwwwww 00:43:39,600 --> 00:43:39,600 Awwwwwwwwwwwwww 00:43:39,600 --> 00:43:40,625 Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww... PSYCH! 00:43:40,875 --> 00:43:41,125 PSYCH! 00:43:41,250 --> 00:43:41,500 PSYCH! 00:44:16,250 --> 00:44:17,250 Step, step, step, kick! 00:44:17,750 --> 00:44:18,750 Step, step, step, kick! 00:44:19,250 --> 00:44:20,250 Step, kick! Step, kick! 00:44:20,750 --> 00:44:21,750 Kick! Kick! Kick! Kick! ... 00:44:22,250 --> 00:44:23,250 ... Kick! Kick! Kick! Kick! ... 00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:31,000 LOVE! 00:44:33,500 --> 00:44:34,500 HATE! 00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:36,500 Eddie was a virgin! 00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:45,500 Hey Frank, what's the score? 00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:50,500 VAULT: 1. EDDIE: 0. 00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:52,500 A greaser from the freezer, like a bat outta hell! 00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:55,000 Magenta knows what to do with bloody rubbers! 00:45:55,500 --> 00:45:57,500 Turn 'em inside-out and use 'em again! 00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:22,500 Show us your muscle, Rocky! 00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:24,500 Wrong one! 00:46:29,500 --> 00:46:31,000 What'd you have for breakfast? 00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:38,500 ...boogie with a midget... 00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:51,500 ...and six long nights! 00:46:53,500 --> 00:46:58,000 ...a fag, just like your dad! 00:47:09,500 --> 00:47:11,000 Sing it, slut! 00:47:17,500 --> 00:47:19,000 ...and six long nights! 00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:25,500 ...a fag, just like your dad! 00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:33,500 ...and six long nights! 00:47:35,500 --> 00:47:36,500 ...a faaag... 00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:38,000 ...ju-ust... 00:47:38,500 --> 00:47:41,500 ...like your dear old dad... 00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:03,000 [ala military "atteeen-tion"] 00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:03,000 Assume the posiiiiiii-tion! 00:48:04,500 --> 00:48:06,000 I say that life is an illusion... 00:48:06,500 --> 00:48:09,000 ...and that reality is simply a figment of the imagination! 00:48:13,500 --> 00:48:15,000 Yeah, that was me! 00:48:16,500 --> 00:48:18,000 That was me too! 00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:22,500 Unlike your neck! 00:48:23,500 --> 00:48:25,000 Dun dun dun! 00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:26,500 ...necks... 00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:28,000 ...and his neck... 00:48:28,250 --> 00:48:29,250 ...neck... 00:48:29,750 --> 00:48:30,750 ...and his neck... 00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:34,000 SWEET! 00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:36,000 ...neckless. 00:48:36,500 --> 00:48:37,500 ...and neckless. 00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:39,000 ...and neckless. 00:48:40,250 --> 00:48:41,000 Unlike your neck! 00:48:42,250 --> 00:48:43,000 Like your neck! 00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:47,500 With their separate necks! 00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:53,000 [to the tune of Roxanne] 00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:53,000 Jaaa-net, you don't have to put on that red light! 00:48:53,500 --> 00:48:55,000 Watch out for the holy water! 00:48:55,500 --> 00:48:57,000 Burns, don't it? 00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:00,500 He sees you when you're sleeping... 00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:02,500 ...he knows when you're awake... 00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:04,500 ...he knows when you've been fucking good... 00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:06,500 ...and when you masturbate! HEY! 00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:10,500 Same room, different lighting, cheap movie! 00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:12,500 Same line, different weekend, cheap audience! 00:49:17,750 --> 00:49:19,250 Sit, Ubu, sit! 00:49:19,500 --> 00:49:21,000 Good bitch! 00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:23,000 Never worry! Never fear! 00:49:23,500 --> 00:49:24,500 Frank the Wonder-fuck is here! 00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:26,000 Long or short, thick or thin... 00:49:26,500 --> 00:49:27,500 ...Vaseline will get it in! 00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:29,000 Two! Four! Six! Eight! 00:49:29,500 --> 00:49:30,500 Frankie's fucks are always great! 00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:31,100 Y 00:49:31,100 --> 00:49:31,200 Ya 00:49:31,200 --> 00:49:31,300 Yay 00:49:31,300 --> 00:49:31,400 Yaay 00:49:31,400 --> 00:49:31,500 Yaaay 00:49:31,500 --> 00:49:31,600 Yaaaay 00:49:31,600 --> 00:49:31,700 Yaaaaay 00:49:31,700 --> 00:49:31,800 Yaaaaaay 00:49:31,800 --> 00:49:31,900 Yaaaaaaay 00:49:31,900 --> 00:49:33,000 Yaaaaaaaay Frankie! 00:49:35,500 --> 00:49:37,000 ...and out, and in, and out... 00:49:37,500 --> 00:49:39,000 That's what sex is all about! 00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:47,500 So long as you don't touch the hair! 00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:51,500 That's the trouble with Tribbles! 00:49:56,500 --> 00:49:58,000 No, it's WEISS! 00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:04,500 ...yet. 00:50:07,250 --> 00:50:08,000 What about the football team? 00:50:08,250 --> 00:50:09,000 What about the mascot? 00:50:09,250 --> 00:50:10,000 What about the bus!? 00:50:10,250 --> 00:50:11,000 They never did find that bus! 00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:13,500 It's not all Brad, either! 00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:17,750 Don't... 00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:18,750 Stop... 00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:19,750 No... 00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:20,750 Don't... stop. 00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:22,500 Oh, don't stop! Don't stop! 00:50:23,500 --> 00:50:25,500 Brad's not down there and he never will be! 00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:33,000 No, Sue's to blame! It's in the credits! 00:50:33,500 --> 00:50:34,500 For what, a rainy day? 00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:36,000 Look outside, it's raining! 00:50:38,500 --> 00:50:39,500 Spend her! Spend her! 00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:41,000 Make a large deposit! 00:50:41,500 --> 00:50:42,500 Penalty for early withdrawal. 00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:45,500 Stick a dildo in my eye! 00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:47,500 Typical [local college] cheerleader! 00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:55,500 [ala Carol Burnett] 00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:55,500 I'm so glad we've had this time together... 00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:05,500 Hey Sis, I've got an idea... 00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:07,500 I'll go fuck with the monster... 00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:09,500 You stay here and fuck with the mop! 00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:11,500 I know he's my brother but DAMN that's a nice ass. 00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:16,500 I want to see a muscle twitch! 00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:20,500 I paid good money to see this movie and I demand a muscle twitch! 00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:23,500 Muscle twitch! Muscle twitch! Muscle twitch! 00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:25,500 Thank you! 00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:30,500 [to the tune of He's Got the Whole World in His Hand] 00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:30,500 He's got the who-o-o-o-ole wo-orld, up his ass! 00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:33,500 I know what you're thinking Riff, but it's not gonna fit! 00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:38,500 Happy Haunukkah, motherfucker! 00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:40,500 You WILL have a happy Hanukkah! 00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:42,500 You WILL have a happy Hanukkah! 00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:44,500 You WILL have a happy Hanukkah! 00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:46,500 You WILL have a happy Hanukkah! 00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:02,500 Fire missile one! 00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:04,500 Missile away, captain! 00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:08,500 Elbow sex! 00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:10,500 Elbow sex! 00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:12,500 Elbow sex! 00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:14,500 Elbow sex! 00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:28,500 Magenta's so tight, she squeaks! 00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:35,000 Never worry! Never fear! 00:52:35,500 --> 00:52:36,500 Frank the Wonder-fuck is here! 00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:38,000 Long or short, thick or thin... 00:52:38,500 --> 00:52:39,500 ...Vaseline will get it in! 00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:41,000 Two! Four! Six! Eight! 00:52:41,500 --> 00:52:42,500 Frankie's fucks are always great! 00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:43,100 Y 00:52:43,100 --> 00:52:43,200 Ya 00:52:43,200 --> 00:52:43,300 Yay 00:52:43,300 --> 00:52:43,400 Yaay 00:52:43,400 --> 00:52:43,500 Yaaay 00:52:43,500 --> 00:52:43,600 Yaaaay 00:52:43,600 --> 00:52:43,700 Yaaaaay 00:52:43,700 --> 00:52:43,800 Yaaaaaay 00:52:43,800 --> 00:52:43,900 Yaaaaaaay 00:52:43,900 --> 00:52:45,000 Yaaaaaaaay Frankie! 00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:48,500 Just don't touch the hair! 00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:57,500 It's certainly not Weiss! 00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:00,500 Fucked the shit out of her! 00:53:01,500 --> 00:53:03,000 Again? 00:53:04,250 --> 00:53:05,000 What about the football team? 00:53:05,250 --> 00:53:06,000 What about the football? 00:53:06,250 --> 00:53:07,000 What about the goalposts!? 00:53:07,250 --> 00:53:08,000 They never did find that goalpost! 00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:13,500 No, it's half Brad! 00:53:21,500 --> 00:53:23,000 Janet's not down there and she never will be! 00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:34,500 It is, they don't make strap-ons that big! 00:53:40,000 --> 00:53:41,500 Not since 2003 at least! 00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:52,500 Typical [local college] football player! 00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:04,500 ...coffee grounds. 00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:08,500 ...her sisters. 00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:13,500 So's Brad! 00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:14,500 Not yet, wait... there he goes!! 00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:19,500 Camera 2! 00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:21,500 Camera 3! 00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:24,500 Where's the fucking bathroom!? 00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:29,500 [to the tune of Who Let The Dogs Out] 00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:27,500 Who let the dogs out? 00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:29,500 Who!? Who!? Who!? 00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:34,500 Oh shit! 00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:37,500 Janet my slut! 00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:40,500 I hate to break it to you Janet... 00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:42,500 ...but it would have been a hell of a lot easier... 00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:45,500 ...if you had just taken the fucking pantyhose off! 00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:53,500 ...if only we hadn't made this movie! 00:54:53,000 --> 00:54:54,500 But you did! 00:54:54,500 --> 00:54:57,000 ...if only the plot hadn't broken down! 00:54:56,500 --> 00:54:58,000 But it did! 00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:03,500 ...or real actors! 00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:07,000 Oh shit! 00:55:07,500 --> 00:55:09,000 I pledge allegiance to my tit! 00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:11,500 Fucked the shit out of him! 00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:13,500 Wanna watch? 00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:15,500 Brad smokes after sex!? 00:55:15,000 --> 00:55:16,500 Must not be using enough lube! 00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:19,500 Don't cry about it, Janet! Read my book! 00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:21,500 "101 Ways to Love Your Lever!" 00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:23,500 It's the shape of things that come! 00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:34,500 Leave him alone, he's monsterbating! 00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:39,500 I told you lady, your car won't be ready 'til 3:30! 00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:43,500 Frank's so goth, even his cum is black! 00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:51,500 No, I did it to myself, that's why they call it SELF-abuse! 00:55:54,500 --> 00:55:57,000 I got more hurt than you got skirt! 00:55:55,500 --> 00:55:58,000 Gimme a full body wrap! 00:55:56,500 --> 00:55:59,000 It's Sarandon Wrap! 00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:01,500 Hi, my name's Rocky Horror, ... 00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:03,500 ...I'm a Scorpio and I like long walks on the beach... 00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:05,500 ...wanna fuck? 00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:07,500 Hey Janet, do you wanna fuck Rocky... 00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:09,500 ...or the audience? 00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:11,500 Rocky...? 00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:13,500 ...or the audience? 00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:15,500 Woohoo! The audience! 00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:20,500 And you can only read about it! 00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:35,500 ...Rocky's whore! 00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:37,500 Same thing! 00:56:44,500 --> 00:56:46,000 ...and out, and in, and out... 00:56:46,500 --> 00:56:48,000 That's what sex is all about! 00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:01,500 ...laid! 00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:05,500 Close enough! 00:57:11,000 --> 00:57:12,500 Oh shit, my seat's wet! 00:57:17,500 --> 00:57:19,000 ...and come! 00:57:19,500 --> 00:57:20,500 ...cum... 00:57:21,300 --> 00:57:21,800 Less! 00:57:22,100 --> 00:57:22,600 Less! 00:57:22,900 --> 00:57:23,400 Less! 00:57:23,700 --> 00:57:24,200 Less! 00:57:27,000 --> 00:57:29,500 I wanna fuck 'til Christmas! 00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:32,500 I've got an itchy snatch! 00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:38,500 Fucka fucka fucka fuck me! 00:57:39,000 --> 00:57:40,500 I wanna be slu-utty! 00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:43,500 Eat me, beat me, mistreat me! 00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:46,500 Make me write bad checks! 00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:55,500 ...like your dick! 00:58:00,700 --> 00:58:01,200 Up! 00:58:01,500 --> 00:58:02,000 Up! 00:58:02,100 --> 00:58:02,600 Up! 00:58:03,100 --> 00:58:03,600 Up! 00:58:07,000 --> 00:58:08,500 ...of the main erection! 00:58:15,000 --> 00:58:17,500 Fucka fucka fucka fuck me! 00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:19,500 I wanna be slu-utty! 00:58:20,000 --> 00:58:22,500 Eat me, beat me, mistreat me! 00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:25,500 Make me write bad checks! 00:58:26,000 --> 00:58:28,500 Fucka fucka fucka fuck me! 00:58:29,000 --> 00:58:30,500 I wanna be slu-utty! 00:58:31,000 --> 00:58:33,500 Eat me, beat me, mistreat me! 00:58:34,000 --> 00:58:36,500 Make me write bad checks! 00:58:37,000 --> 00:58:39,500 Fucka fucka fucka... fuck ME! 00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:41,500 I wanna be slu-utty! 00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:44,500 Eat me, beat me, mistreat me! 00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:47,500 Make me write bad checks! 00:58:49,000 --> 00:58:50,500 Too many muscles! 00:58:51,500 --> 00:58:53,000 Not enough muscles! 00:58:54,000 --> 00:58:55,500 Too much hair! 00:58:56,500 --> 00:58:58,000 WAY too much hair! 00:58:59,000 --> 00:59:01,500 Not enough hair! 00:59:02,500 --> 00:59:03,500 AHHHH!!!!!!!!! 00:59:05,000 --> 00:59:06,500 Hey, why does HE get seconds? 00:59:11,650 --> 00:59:12,400 Thank you Sir may I have another! 00:59:12,800 --> 00:59:13,550 Thank you Sir may I have another! 00:59:13,950 --> 00:59:14,700 Thank you Sir may I have another! 00:59:19,000 --> 00:59:19,750 Thank you Sir may I have another! 00:59:21,500 --> 00:59:23,000 Beats me, but I've got a hunch! 00:59:27,500 --> 00:59:28,500 Doing what? 00:59:29,000 --> 00:59:30,500 ...bating. 00:59:34,500 --> 00:59:36,000 Nice forearm Frank but how's your backhand? 00:59:37,500 --> 00:59:39,000 Needs work. 00:59:39,250 --> 00:59:40,750 He never beats me like that. :-( 00:59:50,000 --> 00:59:52,500 Holy shit it's the bastard child of Mary Poppins and R2D2! 00:59:53,000 --> 00:59:54,500 Suck my cocky! 00:59:57,500 --> 00:59:59,000 Watch it, O'Brien! 00:59:58,500 --> 01:00:00,000 Fuck you, Curry! I wrote this movie! 01:00:03,000 --> 01:00:04,500 ...sex partner. 01:00:05,000 --> 01:00:06,500 No, Kool-Aid! 01:00:09,000 --> 01:00:10,500 No, it was a date! 01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:13,500 ...on a porpoise! 01:00:13,000 --> 01:00:14,500 Hey, she may've smelled a little fishy, but... 01:00:17,000 --> 01:00:18,500 Assholes don't lie, they just fudge a little. 01:00:37,000 --> 01:00:38,500 Un-Fuckable Objects! 01:00:43,000 --> 01:00:44,500 ...as intruders tend to do! 01:00:47,500 --> 01:00:49,000 ...in the rompus room? The sun room? 01:00:53,000 --> 01:00:54,500 Look at the size of the roaches in this place! 01:00:56,000 --> 01:00:57,500 -choo! 01:01:01,000 --> 01:01:02,500 Not the Triple Contact Faggot Magnet!? 01:01:03,000 --> 01:01:04,500 Yes, the Triple Contact Faggot Magnet! 01:01:05,000 --> 01:01:06,500 Now with optional leg lift! 01:01:08,500 --> 01:01:10,000 Put some leg into it! 01:01:10,500 --> 01:01:12,000 -choo! 01:01:13,000 --> 01:01:14,500 Go Speed Racer! Go Speed Racer! 01:01:15,000 --> 01:01:16,500 He's a cripple on wheels! 01:01:17,000 --> 01:01:18,500 It's a small, small world, it's a happy world... 01:01:19,000 --> 01:01:20,500 ...it's a sappy world, it's a crappy world... 01:01:21,000 --> 01:01:22,500 ...la la laa, la la laa... 01:01:23,000 --> 01:01:24,500 ...la la laa, la la laa... 01:01:25,000 --> 01:01:27,500 Damn tourists always pass through, never buy anything! 01:01:31,000 --> 01:01:32,500 Anybody want Kool-Aid!? 01:01:33,000 --> 01:01:34,500 OH YEAH! 01:01:37,000 --> 01:01:38,500 Suck my cock! 01:01:39,000 --> 01:01:40,500 It's a Pink Floyd album! 01:01:50,000 --> 01:01:51,500 Oscar Meyer! 01:01:53,000 --> 01:01:54,500 No, we meet at first! 01:01:56,000 --> 01:01:57,500 Suck my cock! 01:01:59,000 --> 01:02:00,500 Just fuckin' around! 01:02:01,000 --> 01:02:02,500 Two! Three! Break! 01:02:06,000 --> 01:02:07,500 Giving great head? 01:02:10,000 --> 01:02:11,500 ...shemale... 01:02:12,000 --> 01:02:13,500 Check in and get laid out? 01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:19,500 But what about the orgy? 01:02:21,000 --> 01:02:22,500 Oh good! 01:02:24,000 --> 01:02:25,500 You promised you wouldn't tell! 01:02:28,000 --> 01:02:29,500 Every time Brad comes is a complete surprise! 01:02:32,000 --> 01:02:33,500 Dinner!? 01:02:37,000 --> 01:02:38,500 Get snotty, Scotty! 01:02:40,000 --> 01:02:41,500 But what do you know about EDDIE? 01:02:43,000 --> 01:02:44,500 ...my sex partner. 01:02:50,000 --> 01:02:51,500 Suck my cock. 01:02:52,000 --> 01:02:53,500 Rocky rollcall, sound off! 01:02:59,000 --> 01:03:00,500 BULLWINKLE! 01:03:04,000 --> 01:03:05,500 BULLWINKLE! 01:03:08,000 --> 01:03:09,500 AAADRIAAAN!!! 01:03:12,000 --> 01:03:13,500 ...out of Play-Doh! 01:03:15,500 --> 01:03:17,000 Welcome to the Gong Show! 01:03:21,500 --> 01:03:23,000 Awww man, I hate papaya! 01:03:23,500 --> 01:03:25,000 What'd you think of Bill and Ted? 01:03:26,000 --> 01:03:27,500 I thought they were bogus. 01:03:32,000 --> 01:03:33,500 Toga! Toga! 01:03:33,000 --> 01:03:34,500 Naked! Naked! 01:03:44,000 --> 01:03:45,500 Stop glassturbating! 01:03:47,500 --> 01:03:49,000 ...the Last Supper! 01:03:50,000 --> 01:03:51,500 How many forks does Dr. Scott need!? 01:03:55,500 --> 01:03:58,000 Bone a-who? 01:04:03,000 --> 01:04:04,500 It's delicious! 01:04:05,000 --> 01:04:06,500 It's nutritious! 01:04:07,000 --> 01:04:08,500 It's the latest item on the Atkins diet! 01:04:09,000 --> 01:04:10,500 It's low in fat, carbs, and calories! 01:04:11,000 --> 01:04:12,500 It's... 01:04:13,000 --> 01:04:14,500 STEAM! 01:04:16,000 --> 01:04:17,500 No, it's Madonna's clitoris! 01:04:17,000 --> 01:04:18,500 Or Dolly Parton's left nipple! 01:04:21,000 --> 01:04:22,000 It slices, it dices, it circumcises! 01:04:22,500 --> 01:04:23,500 It even makes Julienne fries! 01:04:24,000 --> 01:04:25,000 Yes, next time you need to wreck a pecker... 01:04:25,500 --> 01:04:26,500 ...reach for a Black & Decker! 01:04:27,000 --> 01:04:28,000 The Black & Decker Pecker Wrecker! 01:04:28,500 --> 01:04:29,500 Now available at Sears. 01:04:51,000 --> 01:04:52,500 Put it down or I'll circumcise you! 01:04:59,000 --> 01:05:00,500 What kind of wine is this? 01:05:01,000 --> 01:05:02,500 Ahh, it's the table wine. 01:05:05,000 --> 01:05:06,500 Aw shit, I wet myself again. 01:05:11,500 --> 01:05:13,000 A Pop Tart, a bagel... 01:05:17,000 --> 01:05:18,500 ...and present enemies! 01:05:31,000 --> 01:05:32,500 Mommy, mommy, it's a gay unicorn! 01:05:33,000 --> 01:05:34,500 Shhh honey, all unicorns are gay, that's why they're extinct. 01:05:37,000 --> 01:05:38,500 ...fuck you! 01:05:39,000 --> 01:05:40,500 ...fuck you! 01:05:41,000 --> 01:05:42,500 ...fuck Rocky! 01:05:44,000 --> 01:05:45,500 Aww, now we'll never know how that song ends! 01:05:48,000 --> 01:05:49,500 Riff sure knows how to sling his meat! 01:05:52,000 --> 01:05:54,500 Rocky, show us how to eat pussy like a marine! 01:05:56,000 --> 01:05:57,500 Do it like an officer; use a fork! 01:06:06,000 --> 01:06:07,500 Dinner!? 01:06:08,000 --> 01:06:09,500 Shut up bitch or you're breakfast! 01:06:13,000 --> 01:06:14,500 That's a rather tasteless joke. 01:06:15,500 --> 01:06:16,500 Brad gets it. 01:06:17,000 --> 01:06:18,000 Janet gets it. 01:06:18,500 --> 01:06:19,500 Dr. Scott gets it. 01:06:20,000 --> 01:06:21,500 Rocky gets it but he doesn't care... 01:06:22,000 --> 01:06:23,500 ...'cause he's eatin' pussy like a marine! 01:06:24,000 --> 01:06:25,500 'Scuse me while I go masturbate with a cactus. 01:06:27,000 --> 01:06:29,500 Has anybody seen my skateboard? I think I left it by the stairs... 01:06:31,000 --> 01:06:32,500 What, you've never eaten Meatloaf with ketchup before? 01:06:38,000 --> 01:06:39,500 Who the fuck are you talking to!? 01:06:40,500 --> 01:06:41,500 Oh. 01:06:42,000 --> 01:06:43,500 Suck my cock. 01:06:49,500 --> 01:06:51,000 Sieg heil! 01:06:53,000 --> 01:06:54,500 That he's a Nazi! 01:06:55,000 --> 01:06:56,500 It's alright Brad, I am a Nazi! 01:07:02,000 --> 01:07:03,500 Not the night, but the day. 01:07:03,499 --> 01:07:04,999 Ooh, butt day! :-) 01:07:07,000 --> 01:07:08,500 Not Monopoly, but Trouble. 01:07:08,499 --> 01:07:09,999 Ew, butt trouble! :-( 01:07:12,000 --> 01:07:13,500 Not the rose, but the thorn. 01:07:13,499 --> 01:07:14,999 Ow, butt thorn! :-( 01:07:17,000 --> 01:07:18,500 Not her front, but her side. 01:07:18,499 --> 01:07:19,999 Ooh, butt side! :-) 01:07:22,000 --> 01:07:23,500 Not the artery, but the vein. 01:07:23,499 --> 01:07:24,999 Ew, butt vein! :-( 01:07:29,500 --> 01:07:31,000 Aww, butt shame. :-( 01:07:36,000 --> 01:07:37,500 It's the Rockin' Scott Hour! 01:07:40,000 --> 01:07:41,500 Shoo-wop, shoo-wop bop! 01:07:43,000 --> 01:07:44,500 Bop, shoo-wop bop! 01:07:49,000 --> 01:07:50,500 Ooo-OOOO-ooo-ooooh... 01:07:56,500 --> 01:07:58,000 Oy! Oy! Oy! 01:08:04,000 --> 01:08:06,000 When Eddie said he finger-fucked his teddie... 01:08:06,500 --> 01:08:08,500 ...you know he was a no-good kid! 01:08:09,000 --> 01:08:10,500 But when he threatened your life... 01:08:11,000 --> 01:08:12,000 ...with a dick THIS WIDE... 01:08:12,500 --> 01:08:13,250 What a fag. 01:08:13,500 --> 01:08:14,250 Makes you gag. 01:08:16,000 --> 01:08:18,500 Everybody fucked him... 01:08:19,000 --> 01:08:21,500 I very nearly sucked him... 01:08:22,000 --> 01:08:24,500 I said "Hey listen to me..." 01:08:25,000 --> 01:08:27,500 "...stay hard inside my cavity!" 01:08:28,000 --> 01:08:32,500 But he pulled it out and came all over me! 01:08:35,500 --> 01:08:37,000 Not sketched, but drawn. 01:08:39,000 --> 01:08:40,500 What the fuck's a "zumzink"? 01:08:41,500 --> 01:08:42,500 Not you but... 01:08:48,000 --> 01:08:49,500 Spelled "H-E-D". 01:08:52,000 --> 01:08:53,500 Spelled right. 01:08:59,500 --> 01:09:01,500 When Eddie said he finger-fucked his teddie... 01:09:02,000 --> 01:09:04,000 ...you know he was a no-good kid! 01:09:04,500 --> 01:09:06,000 But when he threatened your life... 01:09:06,500 --> 01:09:07,500 ...with a dick THIS WIDE... 01:09:08,000 --> 01:09:08,750 What a fag. 01:09:09,000 --> 01:09:09,750 Makes you gag. 01:09:11,000 --> 01:09:13,000 When Eddie said he finger-fucked his teddie... 01:09:13,500 --> 01:09:15,500 ...you know he was a no-good kid! 01:09:17,000 --> 01:09:18,500 But when he threatened your life... 01:09:19,000 --> 01:09:20,000 ...with a... ballpoint pen? 01:09:21,000 --> 01:09:22,750 What a fa-a-ag. 01:09:26,000 --> 01:09:26,750 Makes you gag. 01:09:27,000 --> 01:09:28,500 What does Fat Albert say? 01:09:28,000 --> 01:09:29,500 HEY HEY HEY! 01:09:30,000 --> 01:09:31,500 Who farted!? 01:09:33,000 --> 01:09:34,500 Who's this song about? 01:09:40,000 --> 01:09:41,500 How many times do I have to tell you... 01:09:42,000 --> 01:09:44,500 I... HATE... CELERY!!! 01:09:47,000 --> 01:09:48,500 His name was Robert Paulsen. 01:09:49,000 --> 01:09:50,500 His name was Robert Paulsen. 01:09:51,000 --> 01:09:52,500 His name was Robert Paulsen. 01:09:56,000 --> 01:09:58,500 How... heterosexual of you! 01:09:59,000 --> 01:10:00,500 Slap the slut! 01:11:04,000 --> 01:11:05,500 I can't feel my teeth! 01:11:06,000 --> 01:11:07,500 My socks! I can't move my socks! 01:11:10,500 --> 01:11:12,000 SHAKESPEARE! 01:11:24,000 --> 01:11:27,500 One... two... three... four... 01:11:28,000 --> 01:11:29,500 Can't anyone use the fucking door? 01:11:29,000 --> 01:11:30,500 Do you SEE a fucking door? 01:11:36,000 --> 01:11:37,500 ...it's a vibrator! 01:11:38,000 --> 01:11:39,500 A working vibrator! 01:11:41,000 --> 01:11:42,500 A friendly vibrator! 01:11:43,000 --> 01:11:44,500 A PERFECT vibrator!! 01:11:46,000 --> 01:11:47,500 A broken vibrator...? 01:11:50,000 --> 01:11:51,000 It's... 01:11:51,500 --> 01:11:53,000 ...DOCTOR WHO'S vibrator! 01:11:52,500 --> 01:11:54,000 You mean a sonic SCREW-driver? 01:12:17,000 --> 01:12:18,500 Aw shit, my armpit fell out! 01:12:23,000 --> 01:12:24,500 What do you do when you're out of KY? 01:12:29,000 --> 01:12:30,500 Shove a... 01:12:31,000 --> 01:12:32,500 ...up your... 01:12:36,000 --> 01:12:37,500 ...squirt her with your little... 01:12:41,000 --> 01:12:42,500 Shove a... 01:12:43,000 --> 01:12:44,500 ...up your... 01:12:48,000 --> 01:12:49,500 ...squirt her with your little... 01:12:52,000 --> 01:12:53,500 Shove a... 01:12:55,000 --> 01:12:56,500 Oh, it wouldn't have rhymed anyway! 01:12:58,000 --> 01:12:59,500 Yes, my child? 01:13:00,500 --> 01:13:02,000 So sit down! 01:13:03,000 --> 01:13:04,500 Sperm? 01:13:06,000 --> 01:13:07,500 He was heavy! 01:13:09,500 --> 01:13:11,000 You mean he doesn't swallow? 01:13:12,000 --> 01:13:13,500 What? 01:13:14,000 --> 01:13:15,500 Oh shit! 01:13:18,000 --> 01:13:19,500 At least it was a BIG nothing! 01:13:20,000 --> 01:13:21,000 ...suck suck suck... 01:13:21,500 --> 01:13:23,000 ...and drain others of their cum and erections! 01:13:24,000 --> 01:13:25,500 Peek-a-boo! 01:13:30,000 --> 01:13:31,500 Holy shit, what a bitch... 01:13:32,000 --> 01:13:33,500 ...quick Magenta, throw the switch! 01:13:34,000 --> 01:13:35,500 BLT: Big Left Tit. 01:13:35,000 --> 01:13:36,500 Now we know what side Eddie slept on! 01:13:36,000 --> 01:13:37,500 Both! Eddie was a big boy. 01:13:42,000 --> 01:13:43,500 Try Disneyland at midnight! 01:13:47,000 --> 01:13:49,500 What a great party, everyone's either stoned or plastered! 01:13:53,000 --> 01:13:55,500 So bite your knuckle and act like a Jewish grandmother! 01:13:57,000 --> 01:13:58,500 I see a red door and I want to paint it black... 01:14:03,000 --> 01:14:04,500 Show us your only virgin orifice! 01:14:06,000 --> 01:14:07,500 You mean somebody fucked the right ear? 01:14:12,500 --> 01:14:14,000 ...of zees accent! 01:14:16,500 --> 01:14:20,000 [to the tune of Stayin' Alive] 01:14:16,500 --> 01:14:18,000 ...huh, huh, huh... 01:14:18,500 --> 01:14:20,000 ...stayin' alive, stayin' alive... 01:14:21,000 --> 01:14:22,500 Going... 01:14:24,000 --> 01:14:25,500 Going... 01:14:27,000 --> 01:14:28,500 Going... 01:14:30,000 --> 01:14:31,500 ...and Magenta's gone... 01:14:38,000 --> 01:14:39,500 ...under twelve inches! 01:14:41,500 --> 01:14:42,000 Where? 01:14:42,250 --> 01:14:43,250 ...IN THE BUTTOCKS! 01:14:43,500 --> 01:14:43,750 Fee! 01:14:44,000 --> 01:14:44,250 Fi! 01:14:44,500 --> 01:14:44,750 Fo! 01:14:45,000 --> 01:14:45,250 Fum! 01:14:45,500 --> 01:14:46,500 First I jack off, then I... 01:14:49,000 --> 01:14:50,500 All this AND a floor show!? 01:14:51,000 --> 01:14:52,500 We're really getting our money's worth! 01:14:56,000 --> 01:14:57,500 If anyone finds Magenta's eyeballs... 01:14:58,000 --> 01:14:59,500 ...please return them to the theater lobby! 01:15:08,000 --> 01:15:10,500 What is it with the crippled always getting fucked over in this country? 01:15:14,000 --> 01:15:19,500 [to the tune of King of Pain] 01:15:14,000 --> 01:15:16,500 There's a little black spot on Janet's arm today... 01:15:17,000 --> 01:15:19,500 ...'cept they took it out o-on the Blu-Ray! 01:15:43,000 --> 01:15:44,500 ...Frank's cum. 01:15:46,500 --> 01:15:48,000 Same thing! 01:16:02,000 --> 01:16:03,500 Gay kiddie beastiality! 01:16:07,000 --> 01:16:08,500 Where do you masturbate? 01:16:10,000 --> 01:16:11,500 When do you masturbate? 01:16:15,000 --> 01:16:16,500 What diabolical chicken... 01:16:17,000 --> 01:16:18,500 ...stepped on your forehead... 01:16:19,000 --> 01:16:20,500 ...shit on your tie... 01:16:21,000 --> 01:16:22,500 ...and stole your FUCKING NECK!? 01:16:27,000 --> 01:16:28,500 Will this be an orgy or a picnic? 01:16:29,000 --> 01:16:30,000 Orgy... 01:16:30,500 --> 01:16:31,500 ...or picnic? 01:16:34,000 --> 01:16:35,500 Woohoo! Orgy! 01:16:40,000 --> 01:16:42,500 Ladies, this is what happens when you don't swallow! 01:16:42,000 --> 01:16:44,500 Guys, this is what happens when you don't AIM! 01:16:44,000 --> 01:16:46,500 How are WE supposed to aim when YOU'RE holding it? 01:16:50,000 --> 01:16:51,500 For one night only, it's cum-faced samurai electrician! 01:17:02,500 --> 01:17:05,500 I was straight when it all began... 01:17:06,500 --> 01:17:10,000 ...now I'm a regular lesbian! 01:17:16,000 --> 01:17:19,000 ...a-fucking with a muscle man... 01:17:22,500 --> 01:17:23,500 ...is smokin' dope! 01:17:24,500 --> 01:17:27,500 ...fantasy of fuckin' the pope! 01:17:28,500 --> 01:17:30,500 ...rose TITS my world... 01:17:39,500 --> 01:17:41,000 ...and can't dance! 01:17:43,500 --> 01:17:45,000 ...but can't dance! 01:17:48,000 --> 01:17:49,500 ...that they can't dance! 01:17:52,000 --> 01:17:53,500 ...and I can't dance! 01:17:56,000 --> 01:17:57,500 ...is Janet's bust! 01:18:00,500 --> 01:18:02,000 Same thing! 01:18:13,000 --> 01:18:14,500 What do you say when you masturbate? 01:18:23,000 --> 01:18:27,500 Take this boa away-ay-ay-ay-ayay! 01:18:29,000 --> 01:18:30,500 Oooh, that's the floor! 01:18:31,000 --> 01:18:32,500 And that's your leg! 01:18:38,500 --> 01:18:39,500 Besides Frank? 01:18:40,000 --> 01:18:41,500 EPILEPSY! 01:18:48,000 --> 01:18:49,500 ...real cheap! 01:18:50,500 --> 01:18:53,000 ...like I've been blowing sheep... 01:18:53,500 --> 01:18:56,500 ...I've still got wool stuck in my teeth... 01:19:06,000 --> 01:19:09,500 ...my cunt has been expanded! 01:19:10,000 --> 01:19:11,500 What's that smell? 01:19:12,000 --> 01:19:13,500 Cover it up! 01:19:17,000 --> 01:19:18,500 Hey Janet, kiss my ass! 01:19:19,500 --> 01:19:21,000 Great, now the whole cast has mono! 01:19:31,000 --> 01:19:33,500 What the fuck's a Radio Picture? 01:19:32,000 --> 01:19:34,500 It's a picture of a radio! 01:19:34,000 --> 01:19:36,500 Then what the fuck's an RKO? 01:19:35,000 --> 01:19:37,500 A Really Kinky Orgasm! 01:19:55,500 --> 01:19:57,000 ...to the fucking plot!? 01:19:58,000 --> 01:19:59,500 She got fucked by a forty-foot ape! 01:20:10,000 --> 01:20:11,500 ...like a homesick abortion! 01:20:16,000 --> 01:20:17,500 You'd cry too if you were a homesick abortion! 01:20:17,000 --> 01:20:18,500 "Mommy mommy please let me back in it's cold out here!" 01:20:22,000 --> 01:20:23,500 ...like a chicken! 01:20:24,000 --> 01:20:24,750 Kick... 01:20:25,000 --> 01:20:25,750 ...that... 01:20:26,000 --> 01:20:26,750 ...dick! 01:20:27,000 --> 01:20:27,750 OW! 01:20:29,000 --> 01:20:31,500 This movie is so hot, even the floor gets wood! 01:20:35,000 --> 01:20:37,500 But like all good things, it too must pass! 01:20:42,500 --> 01:20:44,000 How big is your dick? 01:20:55,000 --> 01:20:56,500 Can I play with your dick? 01:21:00,000 --> 01:21:01,500 Come on, please!? 01:21:09,000 --> 01:21:11,500 Shit, mom's home! Clear the smoke! Clear the smoke! 01:21:15,000 --> 01:21:17,500 Goddamnit Michaelangelo! I said the CEILING! 01:21:18,000 --> 01:21:20,500 That's the last time I hire a Ninja Turtle. 01:21:29,000 --> 01:21:30,500 Watch for falling cameramen! 01:21:32,000 --> 01:21:34,500 What's the difference between Frank and the Titanic? 01:21:34,000 --> 01:21:36,500 We know how many people went down on the Titanic! 01:21:37,000 --> 01:21:39,500 Why did the Titanic sink? 01:21:39,000 --> 01:21:41,500 Because Frank sucked out all the seamen! 01:21:42,000 --> 01:21:43,500 I didn't know the Titanic was a FAIRY boat! 01:22:00,000 --> 01:22:01,500 Last one in the pool has to be in the crappy sequel! 01:22:03,000 --> 01:22:04,500 Sorry Little Nell. 01:22:08,000 --> 01:22:11,500 Don't drink it... 01:22:12,000 --> 01:22:15,500 ...Frank peed in it! 01:22:19,000 --> 01:22:20,500 Use the Force, Luke! 01:22:23,000 --> 01:22:24,500 -choo! 01:22:25,000 --> 01:22:26,500 ...the fuck... 01:22:28,000 --> 01:22:29,500 ...and into that pool! 01:22:39,000 --> 01:22:40,500 ...like a condom! 01:22:42,500 --> 01:22:44,000 ...like a GOOD condom! 01:22:46,500 --> 01:22:48,000 ...and my condom... 01:22:49,500 --> 01:22:51,000 ...like a BAD condom! 01:22:54,500 --> 01:22:56,000 Why do we see this movie!? 01:23:08,000 --> 01:23:09,500 What do you say when you masturbate!? 01:23:18,000 --> 01:23:19,500 Whose pool is this again? 01:23:20,000 --> 01:23:21,500 And say it thirteen times so I remember next time! 01:23:46,750 --> 01:23:47,000 John! 01:23:47,250 --> 01:23:47,500 Paul! 01:23:47,750 --> 01:23:48,000 George! 01:23:48,250 --> 01:23:48,500 Ringo! 01:23:51,600 --> 01:23:53,600 Step, step, step, kick! 01:23:54,000 --> 01:23:56,000 Step, step, step, kick! 01:23:56,400 --> 01:23:58,400 Step, step, step, kick! 01:23:58,800 --> 01:24:00,800 Step, step, step, kick! 01:24:01,200 --> 01:24:03,200 Step, step, step, kick! 01:24:03,600 --> 01:24:05,600 Step, step, step, kick! 01:24:06,000 --> 01:24:08,000 Step, step, step, kick! 01:24:08,600 --> 01:24:10,600 ...and this is where the choreographer died! 01:24:45,000 --> 01:24:47,500 ...this movie's over! 01:24:48,000 --> 01:24:51,500 Your fashion is a failure! 01:24:52,000 --> 01:24:54,500 Your hairstyle's too extreme! 01:24:55,000 --> 01:24:57,500 I just fucked my sister! 01:24:58,000 --> 01:25:00,500 You can smell my finger! 01:25:01,000 --> 01:25:03,500 We return to Alabama! 01:25:06,000 --> 01:25:09,500 So bitch, go start the truck! 01:25:11,000 --> 01:25:12,500 Lesbian sex in the parking lot! 01:25:13,500 --> 01:25:15,000 Just kidding! 01:25:19,000 --> 01:25:21,500 It better be good, you died last time! 01:25:26,000 --> 01:25:27,500 Ok, you get the big purple onion... 01:25:28,000 --> 01:25:29,500 ...you go flip some switches... 01:25:30,000 --> 01:25:31,500 ...and I'll stand here and shit my britches! 01:25:37,000 --> 01:25:38,500 I graduated from ITT Tech! 01:25:41,000 --> 01:25:42,500 For one night and one night only... 01:25:43,000 --> 01:25:45,500 It's Tim Curry as Dr. Frank-N-Furter as Liza Minelli with Alfalfa's shadow... 01:25:46,000 --> 01:25:48,500 ...performing: I'm Going Home! 01:25:53,000 --> 01:25:56,500 ...who fucking ca-a-ares... 01:26:01,000 --> 01:26:04,500 ...stiiill dooon't ca-a-are... 01:26:06,000 --> 01:26:07,500 ...and again and again and again... 01:26:08,500 --> 01:26:10,000 ...hard. 01:26:15,000 --> 01:26:21,500 ...I'm gay-ay-aaay-ay-ay-ay... 01:26:24,000 --> 01:26:25,000 DOS? 01:26:25,500 --> 01:26:26,500 OS/2? 01:26:27,000 --> 01:26:29,000 Windows 95! 01:26:38,500 --> 01:26:41,000 ...that I look like Greg Brady on acid, and... 01:26:43,000 --> 01:26:45,500 ...I'm fucking stoned... 01:26:50,000 --> 01:26:51,500 Instant audience! 01:26:52,000 --> 01:26:53,500 Just add acid! 01:26:59,000 --> 01:27:00,500 Hey Frank, where've you fucked? 01:27:02,000 --> 01:27:03,500 Really? How's it been? 01:27:05,000 --> 01:27:07,500 What does it feel like when Brad comes all over the ceiling fan? 01:27:15,000 --> 01:27:16,500 How much for a blowjob? 01:27:17,000 --> 01:27:18,500 I'll take two! 01:27:38,000 --> 01:27:40,500 ...this movie... 01:27:41,000 --> 01:27:45,500 ...too manyyyyyyy damn times! 01:27:56,000 --> 01:27:57,500 All rise for the Queen! 01:28:04,000 --> 01:28:05,500 Johnny Carson! 01:28:08,000 --> 01:28:09,500 Ed McMahon! 01:28:12,000 --> 01:28:13,500 Skitch Henderson! 01:28:16,000 --> 01:28:17,500 And the NBC Peacock! 01:28:51,000 --> 01:28:52,500 You made the drugs wear off! 01:29:09,000 --> 01:29:10,500 ...I was speaking French! 01:29:28,000 --> 01:29:29,500 No, it's the three-headed woman's vibrator! 01:29:34,000 --> 01:29:35,500 So you mean, it doesn't matter? 01:29:38,500 --> 01:29:40,000 Male fraud! And gaywalking. 01:29:43,000 --> 01:29:44,500 Fuck society! 01:29:44,000 --> 01:29:45,500 Hey fuck you, I like society! 01:29:49,000 --> 01:29:50,500 Now everything in this movie has come! 01:29:52,000 --> 01:29:53,500 Goodbye, All-of-this! 01:29:55,000 --> 01:29:56,500 Hello! 01:29:58,000 --> 01:29:59,000 Hi, Oblivion! 01:29:59,500 --> 01:30:00,500 How's the wife and kids? 01:30:01,000 --> 01:30:02,000 Your wife and my kids! 01:30:05,000 --> 01:30:06,000 A twitch of the eye... 01:30:06,500 --> 01:30:07,500 A twitch of the lip... 01:30:08,000 --> 01:30:10,000 First one to scream gets shot in the tit! 01:30:33,000 --> 01:30:35,500 Oh my god! You killed Frankie! YOU BASTARDS! 01:30:38,000 --> 01:30:40,500 This movie was made in New York City. 01:30:40,000 --> 01:30:42,500 NEW YORK CITY!? Get a rope! 01:30:49,000 --> 01:30:50,500 No Rocky don't, there's bad music under there! 01:30:54,000 --> 01:30:55,500 MOMMY!! 01:30:56,000 --> 01:30:57,500 Er... daddy!? 01:30:58,000 --> 01:30:59,500 I'M SO CONFUSED! 01:31:09,000 --> 01:31:10,500 Chest of steel! 01:31:13,000 --> 01:31:14,500 Back of steel! 01:31:18,000 --> 01:31:19,500 Shoulder of steel! 01:31:22,000 --> 01:31:23,500 Deck of wood! 01:31:26,000 --> 01:31:27,500 Armpit of steel! 01:31:39,000 --> 01:31:40,500 Tower of cardboard! 01:31:59,000 --> 01:32:00,500 Get paranoid, Riff! 01:32:02,000 --> 01:32:03,500 Go for the Oscar! 01:32:05,000 --> 01:32:06,500 I'd like to thank the Academy... 01:32:07,000 --> 01:32:08,000 My name is Inigo Montoya... 01:32:08,500 --> 01:32:09,500 ...you killed my father... 01:32:10,000 --> 01:32:11,000 ...prepare to die! 01:32:11,500 --> 01:32:12,500 My name is Darth Vader... 01:32:13,000 --> 01:32:14,000 ...I AM your father... 01:32:14,500 --> 01:32:15,500 ...prepare to die! 01:32:16,000 --> 01:32:17,000 My name is Oedipus... 01:32:17,500 --> 01:32:18,500 ...I killed my father... 01:32:19,000 --> 01:32:20,000 ...fucked my mother, and... 01:32:20,500 --> 01:32:21,500 ...and I need a hug! :_( 01:32:24,000 --> 01:32:25,500 ...and I fuckin' made it! 01:32:27,000 --> 01:32:28,500 Kiss-ass! 01:32:30,000 --> 01:32:31,500 Suck my cock. 01:32:33,000 --> 01:32:34,500 ...sex life. 01:32:35,000 --> 01:32:36,500 Same thing. 01:32:37,000 --> 01:32:39,500 No, Cornelius! How many nephews did you lose in this movie!? 01:32:41,000 --> 01:32:42,500 Yeah he did taste pretty good! 01:32:46,000 --> 01:32:47,500 ...while you are still portable. 01:32:47,000 --> 01:32:48,500 What are you gonna do, break his legs!? 01:32:57,000 --> 01:32:58,500 You mean it was a HOUSE the entire time? 01:32:59,000 --> 01:33:00,500 COULD WE USE THE FUCKING PHONE!? 01:33:03,000 --> 01:33:04,500 Roll out the cripple, roll out the cripple... 01:33:05,000 --> 01:33:06,500 ...and we'll have a wheelchair of fun! 01:33:12,000 --> 01:33:13,500 Hey it's Christopher Reeves swimming! 01:33:14,000 --> 01:33:15,500 Kick, Chris, kick! 01:33:19,500 --> 01:33:21,000 ...hideous Q-tip! 01:33:27,500 --> 01:33:29,000 ...barren, desolate... 01:33:36,000 --> 01:33:38,500 ...where women do their hair at Dairy Queen... 01:33:39,000 --> 01:33:41,500 ...and men wear bananas on their heads! 01:33:49,000 --> 01:33:51,500 What does a kleptomanic want? 01:33:53,000 --> 01:33:54,500 ...and that, and that, and that... 01:34:00,000 --> 01:34:01,500 ACID FLASHBACK! 01:34:04,000 --> 01:34:05,500 ACID FLASHBACK WITH SOUND! 01:34:08,000 --> 01:34:10,500 ACID FLASHback out of sync with sound...!? 01:34:38,000 --> 01:34:39,500 ...of little boys. 01:34:42,000 --> 01:34:43,500 ...little boys. 01:34:46,000 --> 01:34:47,500 ...about little boys. 01:34:50,000 --> 01:34:51,500 ...to get little boys. 01:34:54,000 --> 01:34:55,500 ...about little boys... 01:34:56,000 --> 01:34:59,000 ...is down inside they're... 01:34:59,500 --> 01:35:03,500 ...blee-eediiing... 01:35:10,500 --> 01:35:12,000 Stumble, stumble, fall! 01:35:14,500 --> 01:35:16,000 Stumble, stumble, fall! 01:35:18,500 --> 01:35:20,000 Stumble, stumble, don't fall! 01:35:22,500 --> 01:35:24,000 Stumble, stumble... sit, Ubu, sit! 01:35:27,000 --> 01:35:30,500 ...is that this is the worst production of CATS ever! 01:35:39,000 --> 01:35:41,500 My glasses, my glasses, I can't find my glasses! 01:35:42,000 --> 01:35:44,500 I found Janet's dildo, but I can't find my glasses! 01:35:47,000 --> 01:35:49,500 My dildo, my dildo, I can't find my dildo! 01:35:50,000 --> 01:35:52,500 I found Brad's glasses, but I can't find my dildo! 01:35:56,000 --> 01:35:58,500 Mein veelchair, mein veelchair, I can't find mein veelchair! 01:35:59,000 --> 01:36:01,500 I found zees nifty bicycle, but I can't find mein veelchair! 01:36:10,000 --> 01:36:11,500 As the world turns... 01:36:22,500 --> 01:36:24,000 Oh my god! You killed Kenya! YOU BASTARD! 01:36:24,500 --> 01:36:26,000 Get your finger out of Columbia! 01:36:35,000 --> 01:36:36,500 Why's your phone bill so high? 01:36:38,000 --> 01:36:40,500 Where is this movie's plot!? 01:36:43,000 --> 01:36:45,500 What's your favorite scifi show, Star Trek or...? 01:36:48,000 --> 01:36:49,500 This movie lacks both a plot and... 01:36:51,000 --> 01:36:52,500 One more time for the Virgins... 01:36:58,000 --> 01:37:00,500 Hi, I'm Tom Bodett with Motel 6... 01:37:01,000 --> 01:37:02,500 ...and we'll leave the light on for ya!